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Jimmy Gay: International Man of Comedy
Post date: 04/18/2006
Hey everybody (yes all two of you...i know who you are...and...i know where you live...and...i like ellipses...though I think I use them incorrectly). I'd apologize for taking so long between posts, but, come on. I mean, does a dealer apologize to a junkie for being out of smack ( i don't know? maybe if the dealer's a really nice guy and only sells drugs because he can't find a good job because the man's keepin' em' down.

Ponchatoula Is A Long Way To Go For A Beer
Post date: 04/10/2006
Man, what a weekend. Toward the beginning of last week, Shelley and I were busily preparing the house in anticipation of a visit from my older brother Chuck, my lovely sister-in-law Jana, and my awesome niece Julia. Well, we discovered that they weren't coming after all. Seems Jana's job (she's a lawyer) was the culprit, which ironically was the original reason they were going to be in town in the first place.

A Word, By Any Other Word, Is Still A Word
Post date: 04/06/2006
Today, while I was at work, my coworker, and fellow MySpace blogger Ethan Allen (no, not that Ethan Allen - his joke, unless you laughed, then it's all me baby) asked me for a totally work related favor. We're both very work oriented. He wanted to know how to get his name on his MySpace page to appear in a larger font, while not affecting the rest of the text on the page.

Allee's Doppelganger
Post date: 04/04/2006
This weekend there was a charming little girl in our house who bore a striking resemblence to our daughter Allee. Don't believe me? Check out the picture to the left and you tell me who's who smartass (please disregard that statement if you have never met me and/or have never seen Allee). Allison (aka: Allee's doppelganger) is the daughter of my wife Shelley's cousin Ren and her husband (Ren's not my wife's.

The Art of Self Doubt
Post date: 03/30/2006
Is that a good title for this blog? Will people think it's stupid? Where will I go with it? Will it be funny? Why do I even do this? I'm like, the most self conscious person I know. Especially when it comes to writing blogs, sending emails, and basically doing anything that will be seen, read, or heard by any other person.

A Note on Narcissism
Post date: 03/24/2006

Greetings. This post is a response to my buddy Joe's entry in my guest book. I quote "It's not enough that you have a T-shirt with your picture, you have to put it on the website too? Talk about narcicism." Touch? my friend. Nice spelling by the way. This is not the first time I have been accused of narcissism, and, I am quite certain, it will not be the last. As for the shirt, look at it. I SAID LOOK AT IT!! Come on, it's funny. Tha

Post date: 03/20/2006
Today is my mother's birthday (wow, back to back birthday postings). This morning I called to wish her a happy birthday and tried to get Allee to do the same. She kind of whispered it, but my mom (her Nanni) was able to here it. Here's something insanely cute about our ride to daycare this morning. I gave Allee a ziplock bag full of cheerios (well, not really cheerios, but the generic equivalent) for her to munch on, on the way.

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