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A Loss for Words
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What's it been? A month and a half? Something like that. Did you notice? A couple of you did. I'm sure some of you didn't. What have I been up to? Lot's really. I've had quite a bit going on in the time I've been away. No...not away...not really. Just away from this. Some of the stuff was awesome, some of it sucked. Some of it was funny, some of it tragic. There were times with friends, times with family, brushes with the law and close calls. Life babe. In all of its wondrousness and ridiculousness. Laughing and crying. Partying (just a bit). Holding my girls in my arms and making up silly stories for Allee at bedtime. Tennis matches won and lost. Reading and watching TV. Going to work and coming home. You know, pretty much the same type of stuff that all of y'all have been doing. I'll tell you what I haven't been up to (for the aforementioned people who didn't notice) and that's been writing my blog. "Why not?" you ask. "Simmer down bro," I may or may not respond, "I'll tell you."

I've been on sort of a mini-hiatus from my blog. Really, I've just been involved in other things. Trying to get some stuff straight and get some stuff going. Usually, when I get all up into other stuff, I can't wait to rush to the computer and tell you all about it (or get distracted and tell you about something cute Allee did...or something I saw on TV...or twisting actual events into humorous stories...or...well, you get the idea). Lately though, that drive has been lacking. I've thought about writing quite a few times, and then I wouldn't. I've have a lot of stuff happen that would've made for some pretty funny blogs (and you know how hilarious I am), but I just haven't felt like writing about it. I don't really know why. Fortunately, being me, I'm sure I'll have plenty to write about in the near future. After all, when nothing happens to me that's funny or interesting enough to write about, it's not like that's stop me from either writing about it or just making something up. I've got some plans though for some (what I hope will be) fun stuff with my site and myspace page, and I'll keep y'all posted.

I guess the whole point of this here post is to say "Hey y'all. I'm back." Like herpes baby. I may seem like I'm gone, but you knew I'd flare back up eventually. You just can't get rid of me. But, unlike herpes, I may be painful at times, but at least I don't ooze. Also, I don't believe that they make a cream that can control my outbreaks. So... welcome back... to all of us. Look for more to come, and also look for it to be a hell of a lot funnier than this. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got the rest of the work day to waste and a doubles tennis match after work. Me? In a doubles tennis match? That entry kinda writes itself, don't you think?

Oh, and before I go, did anyone catch the season finale of The Office last night? For those of you who didn't, don't worry I'm not gonna ruin anything. But man, when everybody dies at the end...oops. Later peeps.

Until next time: Welcome back. Your dreams were your ticket out. Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about. Well the names have all changed since you hung around, but those dreams have remained and they're turned around.
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